Apple vs. Emo Girl

Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. This "joke" is trying to be all dark and edgy. It's basically saying an emo girl wouldn't even hit the ground 'cause she'd be hanging from a rope. I know you're not the sharpest crayon in the box, but even you should know that's a suicide reference. Don't try this at home you little dumb dumb. You are probably already grounded.