whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him”
one day little billy came in pulling up his pants the teacher asks "Where have you been billy" he says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later little willy came in the teacher asked where have you been he says on top of beverly hill 10 minutes later little johnny came in teacher says again where have you been ha says on top of beverly hill a few minutes later a girl came in the teacher says who are you she says i'm beverly hill
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
why are girls and rocks so alike? if there flat they get skipped.
Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl
One day at school I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.
The next day at school I made fun of an orphan.
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument
A knife has a point
Bro asian girls have the weirdest names i was fucking one and she kept on saying im tu yung
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks "did you get her number?". He replies "no, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion"
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? -- She was fed up with the hole business.
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
My girl friend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl she said I was cheating but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.” – Rodney Dangerfield
If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????
The apple becuase the emo girl hung
