Girl: .... I like you... do you like me back? Me: Nope Girl: *is depressed* oh okay.... Me: u never said "love" Girl: oh! well do you love me? Me: frick no.
Girls are like black jack
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14
I said Urainus! And the girl beside me face palmed :/ I wonder what i did wrong?
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorow.
I went home to my girlfriend, with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
guy: Are you a vending machine? because your a snack. girl: Your card got declined. guy: Thats ok you got to bang them a few times to get you moneys worth.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach SANDY CHEEKS
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours? Girl: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy a girl, its meatballs
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
How to get a girl in three steps: Step 1: grab a pillow Step 2: grab a blanket Step 3: keep dreaming
I hat win my Brother date other people
Just kidding 😵😵😵😵
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said “NICE CUT G”
What is similar about the feelings of a girl's birth daddy and her new pimp daddy?
They both worry about how she will turn out!
Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl
What's the best thing about dating a blind chick?
She can't identify you.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache? I moustache you a question
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say "Dad I have to go to school soon"
