Girl Jokes

I was having sex with my girl and she said she likes it rough so i socked her in the face.

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Q .What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregn A. Has an a bosch tion

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A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses, she missed very much.

She told her "Hey, long time no see."

How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.

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Last week a girl asked me for sex. I had to disappoint her... so I said yes.

Funny things or weird things to say to someone. Hey...have you kissed a girl before? Weird things to say to someone. Its hard to find friends that 91% Funny 100%Nice and 100,0000 % good-looking. Funny! Weird name to call a girl: Sweetums. Baby-Bugga-Boo.

Fuzzkins. Lumpy. Nilly. Ninty Minty. and SEXY WITCH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Gross thats why I am not getting a bf!

A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?

The Helicopter Blade

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.

This guy is boiling water the girl walks in and says “What are you doing” the guy says “I’m making Holy Water” She said “How?” He said “I’m boiling the hell out of it”