Girl jokes
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes, “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit.” The girl says, “Who?” The boy goes, “My ass cheeks.”
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud.
Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles.
Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
A guy and girl had a sex poem competition.
Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine."
Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
You're the type of person to play "Girl on Fire" during a funeral.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.