Girl Jokes

What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?

A trans-former.

A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”

“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”

Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl

David: Isn't that illegal

Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in

David: I hate my Life

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When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!!!

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I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!

Bf :- babe are you traffic police? Gf :- No Bf :- then why do you shout at me not wearing the helmet ?

A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.

"What are you doing all day?"

"Knot a lot."

A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation

what do you call a girl with no legs> unshakeable

A bully says "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid. Then the gay kid days 10 X 0 is still 0.

there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me

Dating a girl and studying mathematics. Both gave a headache

Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...