A girl came to my house she said where’s your parents I started crying
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
This Anorexic girl wanted to fight me I told her that I would roast her but she didn't have any meat
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
*Say I'm a man after every sentence* You walk into a bar. (I'm a man) You find a girl . ( I'm a man) You take her home.(I'm a man) She whispers in your ear.(I'm a man)
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
i hate it when ever i bring a girl over my parents don't care but when i bring one of my friends thats a boy there like KeEp ThE DoOr OpEn and im gay
When a girl was having an aszma attack ariana said just keep breathing an breathing an breathin!!!!!
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Dad: Come on David go dress up like a girl
David: Isn't that illegal
Dad: Na it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in
David: I hate my Life
What do you do when you see a a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going into circles
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
Why cant Hellen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl
A little girl beinng Girl: "Forgive me Father for I have sinned"
Priest: "What did you do Child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
a girl asked ̈can i have some nuts too? ̈ boy: ̈sure what ones;) ̈
Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
