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Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.
I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.
Why did the suicide bomber get promoted?
Because he was blowing up at work. 💀😈
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.