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Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.