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Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
How do you get a smoking hot body as a senior?
Cremation.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.
I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.