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Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
How do you turn your dog into a watchdog?
Get it a Rolex!
Memes
Explain Bear i hate you
Kid: How much do you get paid?
Teacher: Minimum wage.
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.