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What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
lol so true
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Bro has to get a fringe to cover up the big, increasing hairline.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy 1 get 1 free.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.