Get jokes
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Memes
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Katgod, can you get your girlfriend? She's messing with me, and I'm gonna hurt soon.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
Do nut get in my way.
Do nut get in my way.
Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?
Me: Hell yeah.
Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?
Both: FUCK YEAH!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!