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Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.