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Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Two homeless alcoholics want to get drunk but don't have enough money for even the cheapest drinks in any bar. So one of them devises a clever plan: he tells his friend, "We should buy a hot-dog sausage with the last of our money and stick it down my pants, then drink a load of drinks. But then when the bill comes, you get down and suck on the hot-dog, and it'll look like you're sucking on my dick. So then we'll get thrown out without paying, and we can just go to another bar and do the same thing again."
His friend agrees, so they buy the hot-dog, stick it down the first dude's pants, go to the bar, and then the second dude begins to suck on the hot-dog as agreed. They are thrown out and hit another four bars this way. In the end, as they lie drunk on the floor in some alleyway, the second guy says, "Well, what a great night. Free beers in five different bars!" The first guy says, "Yeah! Especially since the hot-dog fell out before we even reached the first bar!"
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Dark jokes are like food, not everybody gets it.
Three doctors go into a room to get rid of a dead guy's body. They notice when they walk over that he has a boner. The first doctor decides, "Why not fuck him? He still has a boner left in him." The second says, "Well, he's dead, and I am a virgin." The third one says, "I can't, I'm on my period," and then says, "Okay, why not? He's already dead. It's not like he doesn't smell bad." After all that, they go to walk out, and the guy pops up and says, "Thanks for saving my life, pumping blood back into my body..."
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Get confused with Confucius!
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
What do you get when you cross a redneck and another redneck? Incest.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.