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What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
If brains were taxed, Slade would get a rebate.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always find their way with their flow.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
School days
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.
"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."
What do you get from a co-worker with epilepsy for being accused of harassment? A "seize" and desist letter.
When it comes to mosquitoes in Africa, should you feel bad that they're getting AIDS from their victims?
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
Yo mama is so Jewish that pennies run away from getting pinched by her.
Why are dildos like a ratcheting wrench? They both make lots of noise and get their job done.
What's the difference between me and Spongebob?
Spongebob can actually get ripped.
What did Osama get on his test when he was a kid? A 9/11.