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Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.

You guys know BeReal?

BeReal? More like cereal.

Get it? BeReal = cereal.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

What did Jake say to Peggy?

"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get the milk and to get to the dark side.

What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.

Ok, everyone on this website... I HAVE NO BROTHERS OR SISTERS. The person who claims he's my "brother" is firesharky. He is trying to get fame. Never listen to him. He will lie and trick you to think I have a brother, but I don't.

Why do orphans not get family size [items]?

Because they don’t have a family to share with.

Do nut get in my way.

Friend (Evan): Did you do some dumb shit?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Did you get us both in trouble?

Me: Hell yeah.

Friend (Evan): Will I still help you because you are my best friend?

Both: FUCK YEAH!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.

How do you throw a space party?

You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?