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What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Memes
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?
Why?
Because it would be useless. :)
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
My wife is so fat, she gets home, her ass gets home a half hour later.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.