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What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.