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If a woman named Susan gets murdered, is it considered a Sue-icide?
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
My bully to his mom after getting "cooked" by me: "Mama, I can't find my hairline!"
My bully. 😭
Yo Mama is so fat that Nationwide took nine years to get on her side.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.