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What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
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What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What award does the Demogorgon get? A Emmygorgon.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
New Windex ad:
You should get Windex for that dirty mind!
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.