What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
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What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do cows get their milk? The moo market.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
You guys know BeReal?
BeReal? More like cereal.
Get it? BeReal = cereal.
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
