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So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Memes
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?
Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.