Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Get Jokes
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
Why did the Jew get an electric car?
Because he was afraid of the gas.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
