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I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.

You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.

Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.

Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Just told Putin to get some b*tches.

Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.

Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?

Stupid kid: No.

Bully: You should go get one!

Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!

Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.

Kid: Please.

Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.

Kid: Everybody is hugging.

Why did the dinosaur take a bath?

So it can get ex-stinked!

What's a bonus of being an orphan?

You can't get homework.

Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.

An apple gets picked.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?

Because they never get picked.

Bro, whenever I look at you, Fortnite gets popular again.