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Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.