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If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
I saw a little kid crying today. I asked where his parents were, and he started to cry more. I left the orphanage to get some milk after that.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?