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If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

How do you get 1000 followers?

Walk into an African village with a water bottle.

How do you get a hippy pregnant?

Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

Why do orphans play tennis?

Because it's the only love they get.

What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?

Home Depot.

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.

My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!

What's the difference between apples and orphans?

Apples get picked.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?

They never get old.

Dark jokes are just like food.

Not everyone gets it.

The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.

I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

Why do orphans get in trouble at school?

Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.