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Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
How it be when the new guy takes too long...
Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.
Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.
Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.
Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.
Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)