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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
I hate it when couples get into a little fight and they change their Facebook status to "single." I have fights with my parents, but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan."
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"