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VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
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A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.
He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.
He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.
Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.
"Number 15: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus, but as it turns out, that might be what you get."
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What time is it when you cannot walk anymore? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk walk and a car and get home and get a walk home and get a dog 🐕? Today is the night I can drive.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What happens to a cannibal who shows up late for dinner? He gets the cold shoulder.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Why didn't Biden get the virus?
He sniffed everyone!