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What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
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Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.
He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.