Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
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You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
