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Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.

How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?

One gets picked.

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄

You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.

My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?

What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

🌍: You're so hot!

🌎: How are you single?

☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!

How does a mathematician get tan?

sin/cos.