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Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
What falls but never gets hurt? Snow.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?