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What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Memes
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
You know what's crazy? Is that the low taper fade, like, meme, is still MASSIVE. Still MASSIVE. Like, I'm still seeing like, new ones, that I've never seen before, and they're getting millions of likes and millions of views.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.