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How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Yo mama so short, when she tried sniffing cocaine, she couldn’t get high.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Where do babies get baptized?
So the priest can wash their sex toys.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
He could never get a home run.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.