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What can change color and get beat up?
You.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her mom naked taking a shower and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get breasts?" Mom says, "Oh, when you're 12 or 13." The little girl looks down and see’s her pubes and asks, "Mommy, mommy, when am I gonna get hair down there?" Mom says, "Oh, about the same time you get breasts."
Then the little girl walks in and sees her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks, "Daddy, daddy, when am I gonna get one of those?" Dad says, "Soon as your mom leaves for work."
Why did the orphan want to become a prostitute?
To get a daddy.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
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What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole, it's called a "brojob", but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole, it's still called a "brojob". Does it cycle now?
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free? She washed up on the beach.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.