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Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
So I had an idea: you and a friend go bar (pub (whatever you call it)) hopping and propose to said friend in each one so everyone buys you free drinks and you get drunk and have a great time.
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
Why did he go to the chiropractors?
To get his spine fixed.
Why do orphans hate playing sports in school?
Because they never get picked.
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
I wish I was at a Western bar; then I would get shot.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
Why did the orphan get sent to the principal's office?
Because he punched dumbos like you people!
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.