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Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
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If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
I ask the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.