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How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"

And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."

Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.

My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."

Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.

Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.

Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing. I always seem to get shot.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?

A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄

So, my friend's birthday is in a couple of days, and I was wondering what to get him.

He hangs out at my house a lot, so I suggested adoption papers.

My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?

How does a mathematician get tan?

sin/cos.

What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.

Why did the gay man get raped?

He assed for it.

POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?

Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?

What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?

Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

🌍: You're so hot!

🌎: How are you single?

☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!

Where do you go to get the best fish?

A restaurant on the Titanic.

You know, life as a pufferfish is tough. They get startled, then they get hard.