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Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
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You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
I get jealous when my phone dies.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.