Get jokes
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Elderly man: Can I get a discount, please? I fought in World War 2.
Cashier: Sure!
Elderly man: Danke.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^