Get jokes
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
Your mum is so fat, when I see her, I get depressed.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.