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Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
You never think of how people will react to an event. My friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.
Dark humor is like life:
Not everyone gets it.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.