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I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Why don't butts get along?
Because they can't stand each other's cheek!
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
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Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
How do you get a discount off groceries?
Scan the emo kid's wrists.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Me: Can I get your mom's number?
Friend: Here you go:
Me: Ohh, strange, I already had it.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
A happy mother: "Why is your sister so quiet?! And how did you get super glue stuck on your penis?!"
What happens when a black person gets in a car? The check oil light turns on.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...