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I am in trouble. My mum asked me to get six cans of Sprite.
But I got seven Up.
Your forehead is so big I could use it to get free TV.
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Gen Z is most likely going to be the last generation who felt the pain of getting up early to catch their favorite show.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
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Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Why did Pinocchio cross the road?
To get to the other lied.
What do you call a protest that gets crowded?
Human trafficking.
Been getting a lot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, I guess it's a sign I should go lower.
What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
My wife complained about me being childish. So I told her to get out of my fort.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.