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What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car and drive all over?
Time to get in trouble!
How did the tree get sick?
It got tinsel-itis.
Wood-fired pizza.
How would pizza get a job now?
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Why does the basketball never get a date?
Because they dribble.
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
What did one orphan say to the other?
"GET IN THE BATMOBILE, ROBIN!"
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked, and the other doesn't.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
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What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."