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Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
A normal exorcism is getting a demon out of a person, but a reverse exorcism is the devil telling the priest to get out of the child.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What was the comment that Vice President Harris said in the United States Senate when a blue dog democrat in the United States Senate called Vice President Harris a bitch?
Kibbles 'N Bits!! Kibbles 'N Bits!! I is going to get me some Kibbles 'N Bits!!
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.