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What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
on god
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Guess what you get when you cross a dark side and your king?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."