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My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
My wife (or husband) told me to get six cans of Sprite from the grocery store.
I had just realized when I got home that I had picked up 7-Up.
wow
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
How do you get a retard out of a tree?
Wave at them.
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
To stop my password from getting hacked, I changed it to something difficult to crack: "StrongBrazilianNut111".
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?
Tequila Mockingbird.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one, get one free.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?