Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it plays on two meanings of the word "wanted." In Grand Theft Auto (GTA), getting 5 stars means you're super wanted by the cops, like a big-time criminal. Orphans, sadly, are "unwanted" in the sense that they don't have parents who want them. Get it? I didn't think so, you softy. You probably still believe in the tooth fairy.