Get jokes
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
We should really stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad.
I shouted at a kid. I told him to get his parents.
It was the last time I worked at an orphanage, 🤣.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Sorry, what’s the quickest way to get to the hospital? Easy, just stand in the middle of a busy road.
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?
Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared."
"It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.
A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.