Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
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Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why did the kidnapper cross the road?
To get the kids at the playground.
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
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POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
