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Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Stephen Hawking only went to hell because he couldn't get up the stairway to heaven.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?
Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Son: Why?
Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
Sally has no arms. What did she get for Christmas? I don't know, she hasn't opened it yet.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
So an orphan was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked, "Why are you crying?"
Then said, "Do you want me to get your parents?"
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why does the Sun go to school?
To get brighter!
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
Many years of sex in the dark.
The wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick!"
The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch!"
When Sara gets naked in the shower, she turns her taps on :)
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.