Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
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So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?
Because they had a connection.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he gets a hole in one.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down and gets the information he wants.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
