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I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
For this orphan, his dad didn't only go and get the milk. His mom did too.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: "Can I have some milk?"
He waited for three hours to get an answer.
His mom finally said: "No, your dad still isn't back with it."
The cycle of Pionel Pessi:
- Ghostingš»
- Divingš¬
- Complaining to teammatesš”
- Complaining to refsš¤¬
- Missing sittersš¤¦āāļø
- Gets a lucky open net tapinā½ļø
- Proceed to get š shouts
- Repeatš
People with REAL ball knowledge know heās just an overrated tapin merchant š
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Kenny: "Tyler, you're lucky you're adopted."
Tyler: "Why?"
Kenny: "Because you can fuck your mom without getting arrested for incest."
A project where people get lined up to be changed.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldnāt think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, āWhat is your one wish, my son?ā He said, āI wish you can make them all ugly again.ā
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
Itās like masturbation. Sometimes itās not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. Thatās what thighjobs are for.
Her husband prepares them a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position.
She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didnāt know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husbandās joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husbandās schlong to his pelvis.
The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
"Honey, if you think Iāll be screwed by you for more of that, youāre out of your mind."
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
Q: Whatās the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
What do you get when you cross a shark and a computer? Computer bytes!