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Babies are like airstrikes; they get aborted.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
When orphans go to school, they can’t get parent pickup.
A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"
"Africa," the parrot replied.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?
I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.