A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a switcheroo. The bus driver insults the woman's baby, calling it ugly. Then, the guy on the bus offers to hold her "monkey," which is a sly way of saying the baby is ugly like a monkey. See? It's funny 'cause it's mean, and you didn't get it at first. Also, you need to eat more fiber.
Anonymous
This is great
Royal
Just no. Tbh it was minutely funny
shaylie hami
can we talk