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What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the car.

Why do orphans get iPhones 11?

Because it has no home page.

Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!

Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

Why did Elsa let go of the balloon?

Car show: "Let It Go," get it?

How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.

How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

At least one of them gets picked.

Three friends go to a water park and meet a genie. "You each get one wish." "When you get to the top of the slide, you shall scream your wish as you go down." The first man went down the slide and screamed "Coca Cola," and the pool was filled with Coca-Cola.

The next ugly-ass looking mf goes down the slide and screams "C-M&Ms" as if he wasn’t just about to say cum—then the pool was full of cu—I mean M&Ms. The last horny-ass bitch is so excited he says "Weee!" Then the pool is full of piss. He was upset the pool wasn’t full of dildos./j

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

Why did the Dad cross the road?

To get the milk.

You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?

Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?

A: Because they have the balls to.

There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did and they ended up liking each other and getting married and living happily... wait, no, that’s not right.

Sammy actually snuck into Rayne’s house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.