Geopolitics jokes
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Russia.
Ukraine.
Ukraine (🇺🇦) vs Russia (🇷🇺), place your bets!
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Why is Russia invading Ukraine?
«Мы хотим вернуть Советский Союз!»
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
The West is dying.
Your mom's so fat, she annexed Crimea!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Drop me in Afghanistan with a cigar, a Kobe jersey, a MAC-10, a Lambo Huracan with a bumper delete, and a Toyota Tacoma with an M249 on the back. Then I'll have Afghanistan as the 51st state by midnight.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
Why are Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
Why do Japanese people hate iPhones? Because they're scared that American airdrops will fall on them.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost to Towers.
Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.