Geopolitics jokes
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
Why are Americans bad at chess? They lost their towers.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"
And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."
Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."
And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
Why is America so bad at chess?
They lost both of their towers.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.