What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
What’s Bin Laden’s favorite drink? Double Manhattan.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
