Geopolitics Jokes

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?

A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."