Geopolitics jokes

Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.

What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?

A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.

In America, you fight Ukraine.

In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.

In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.

If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.

Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."