Geopolitics jokes
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Russia vs Ukraine be like that COD Modern Warfare mission. 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Russia vs. Ukraine is the ultimate CS:GO match ever!
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
What did Trump say to Ukraine when Putin bombed them?
"It was Antifa!!!! And China!!!!"
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 馃檮馃お馃拝
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Why does America suck at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Russia鈥攖he real joke.