Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?
They're black and go off.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
What's the difference between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know, you tell me.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
Why are the Americans bad at chess?
Because they lost 2 towers.
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
So, Biden, Zelensky, and Putin are on a plane, and the plane loses altitude and goes down, but there are 2 parachutes. Putin takes the first one and jumps because he is a greedy twat. So he jumps, but then Biden says, "You go, Zelensky. I am much older than you, and it is ok for me to die." So Zelensky takes the second one and jumps, but when he did, the plane regains altitude, and Biden got to Washington, DC, all fine. They found out the reason was Zelensky's steel balls.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
Honestly, Ukraine is just built to annoy Russia.
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
