Why can't America play chess?
Because it lost two towers.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
America saying they are more stupid. Russia saying they are more stupid = the stupidest war.
What does a Russian do for entertainment?
A nuclear world fair.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources and keep it for themselves like bitch ass jerks.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP ́s propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
Q: Why did China take over Tibet? A: Because they china exploit foreign resources.
Btw, these are real facts despite the CCP's propagandist narratives. #FreeTibet #FreeHongKong #FreeInnerMongolia #FreeUyghers
What do you call a Mexican's prison?
The border.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Operation failed in North Korea, the surgeon died.
China wants their name on everything but the m.f. virus.
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
