Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
Know the nuclear bombs of the world.
🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb
🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”
🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb
🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing
🇮🇱🧨 what bomb
🇮🇷🧨 just self defence
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
Nothing is free in this world, including "Free Palestine."
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What's the different when a little boy drops in Japan then and now?
When a little boy falls today he gets back up. But then everyone fell and never came back up.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost the Twin Towers.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
