So, is Taiwan an independent country or not?
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia
RUSSIA US A
What do Joe Biden and Russia have in common?
Neither of them respect boundaries.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.
Why doesnβt the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan is typing...
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? Itβs called the Hunger Games.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
