Geography jokes
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
What's the city with the fastest growing population?
Ireland, cuz it's Dublin everyday!
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Afghanistan.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.