Geography jokes

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.

Hello, America!

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:

Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.

Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?

Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.

Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.

Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.

NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.

What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.

Q: What gun does Africa not have?

A: A water gun.

Where is Colorado?

What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?

A mountain!

hehehehehehehehehehe

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

Which country makes me crack the fuck up?

LAUGHghanistan.

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.