Geography jokes
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
I went on a date with an Eastern European chick. She got mad because I rushed her...
Get it? It's Russia, and I rushed her.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Spell "I hod."
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Hello, America!
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.