Geography jokes
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Spell "I hod."
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
Where is Colorado?
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.