Geography jokes
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Spell "I hod."
Memes
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Where is Colorado?