Geography jokes
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Why is Earth flat?
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Afghanistan.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Spell "I hod."
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.