Geography jokes
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.
Water?
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.