Geography jokes
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Memes
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Why is Earth flat?
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Afghanistan.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Hello, America!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?