What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
Geography Jokes
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
Why is Earth flat?
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Afghanistan.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Spell "I hod."
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Heard about the new event in Africa? Called the Hunger Games.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
