Geography jokes
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
What is a Mexican's favorite sport??
Cross country because they don't need to be in America. Mexico was made for them.
A UN survey asked the following: Please, in your honest opinion, could you give your thoughts on the food shortages in the rest of the world?
It was a failure because:
South Americans don’t know the word “please.”
Eastern Europeans don’t know the word “honest.”
Middle Easterns don’t know the word “opinion.”
Balkans don’t know the word “give.”
Chinese don’t know the word “thoughts.”
Africans don’t know the word “food.”
Western Europeans don’t know the word “shortage.”
Americans don’t know the words “the rest of the world.”
Then they simply explained “just donate healthy food to the global south to help.” But that still didn’t sit right with everyone, because Israelis do not know the word “donate,” and Pacific Islanders do not know the words “healthy food.”
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Why is Earth flat?
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Afghanistan.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Hello, America!