Geography jokes
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).