Geography jokes
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
Hey, watch me eat this African sandwich.
*Takes huge bite of air.*
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Americans: Miles per hour.
Europeans: Bullets per kid...
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
Why is Earth flat?
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.