Geography jokes
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What mountain do runners race on?
Mount Rushmore.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
The "w" in Africa is for water.