Geography jokes
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!