What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
Why did Texas freeze to death? Because they're retarded.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
Spppppp.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
