Geography jokes
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.