Geography jokes
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What does the "W" stand for in Africa?
Water. Too bad there's no "W" in Africa.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Memes
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitoes could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS.
How do you call an American bee?
USB.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
The "w" in Africa is for water.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.