Geography jokes
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
Memes
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
"North America, best America."
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Germany is...
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Borders are fat.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!