Geography jokes
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
Spppppp.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
"North America, best America."
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
Germany is...
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.