Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Geography Jokes
"North America, best America."
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Germany is...
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Borders are fat.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
