Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
"North America, best America."
Germany is...
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight, or bisexual.
At the end of the day, it's night.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Borders are fat.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Law is temporary. Syria is eternal.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Top five places to find your dad's orphans is Milk Island.
