Geography jokes
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
North Korea?
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
The phrase “Muslim women live in one of the hottest countries in the world and they can’t even expose their legs” has two meanings.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.