Geography jokes
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
Your hairline looks like the Antarctica waves.
RTG iceberg?
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to? Roosters don't lay eggs.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
If you enter the bathroom as an American and leave the bathroom as an American, what are you in the bathroom?
A European.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.