Geography jokes
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call a hungry person?
African.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
If you're Canadian in the kitchen, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
Why are mountains so cold?? Your mom lol.
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
When pigs went to the desert, they turned into bacon.
"North America, best America."
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Germany is...
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Borders are fat.