What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Geography Jokes
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
It's a RUF life in Africa.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
