Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Texas be like everything is bigger here: guns and winter storms!
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
The CCP have managed to achieve in making Covid last longer than the Great Wall of China.
RTG iceberg?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
