Geography jokes
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Memes
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.