Geography jokes
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?