Geography jokes
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.