Geography jokes
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
Why don’t mountains take things seriously?
Because they’re hill areas.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Where are virgins usually born?
Virginia.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
How did I get to Iraq? I ran.
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.