Geography jokes
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Memes
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"