Geography jokes
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
Memes
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.