Geography jokes
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Memes
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?
Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.