Geography jokes
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.