Geography jokes
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Your hairline is in a different area code.