What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?
Alps clear the mind! Haha.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Dawn rises on the Serengeti, and she has no idea as to how she got there.
In India, whoever lives facing the roadside, this is for them.
Whenever it starts raining heavily, our homes turn into pool-facing homes because the roads disappear.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What is the definition of Hell, a city in the state of Michigan?
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
