Geography jokes
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
What is the difference between a brown bear and a polar bear?
About a few thousand miles.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
What's Africa's greatest sporting achievement? The 2018 World Cup...
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.
Did you hear about the new Chinese food?
It is called: “Wuhan Fried Bats”!
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.