Geography jokes
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Memes
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!