Geography jokes
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.