Geography jokes
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
China.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.