What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Geography Jokes
China.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
