Geography jokes
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
The Earth used to be flat until they buried yo mama.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Your hairline is in a different area code.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.