Geography jokes
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
It's a RUF life in Africa.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Kenya believe it?
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.