Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Yo momma's so fat, she rolled out the bed, out the room, down the stairs, smashed through the window, rolled down the road, and got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?
The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
"Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s)" 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
The best way to enjoy Port Arthur is to shoot through--a quote by hilarious comedian Isaac Butterfield.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
