Geography jokes
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! πππ
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Memes
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesnβt exist.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Kenya believe it?
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What gun canβt you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)