Geography jokes
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
Memes
Shitpost-master general
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Kenya believe it?
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)