Geography jokes
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.
Why can’t USA and England play chess?
The USA has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your eyebrows.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
Here's how to piss off all of North America. All the United States is, is South Canadia.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
The crocodile just kept saying, "No!" He was in Da Nile!
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.