Geography jokes
It's a RUF life in Africa.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. πππ
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Memes
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! πππ
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesnβt exist.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Kenya believe it?
How many people can jump higher than a mountain? None. Mountains can't jump.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.