Geography jokes
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Putin is so obsessed with territorial expansion, he’s even trying to annex your mama’s bedroom.
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.