Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Kenya believe it?
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
