Geography jokes
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
When your plane heads for New York...
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?
Because it's the Mother and Father Land.
"Death to the west!"
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Capital Of San Marino?
Africa has every type of gun but one...
A water gun.