Geography jokes
W in Africa stands for water.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Memes
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.