Geography jokes
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
"Death to the west!"
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
W in Africa stands for water.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
When your plane heads for New York...
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.