Geography jokes
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
When your plane heads for New York...
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Memes
Michigan is gay!
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.