Geography jokes
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
"Death to the west!"
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
W in Africa stands for water.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
When your plane heads for New York...
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!