What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Geography Jokes
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
