Geography jokes

China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.

What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.

When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.

Did you SEA what I did there?

GUY: Yes

Are you SHORE?

"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

Why are some people African?

Because genes, you dummy!

America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...

Where does a pianist go on vacation? The Florida Keys.

Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.

Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.

How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?

Simple. All in the ashtray.

What borders on stupidity?

Scotland and the EU.

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!

Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!

Lenda: I'll try!

3 mins later.

Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!

Lenda: Then what is 90 million?

Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!

4 mins later.

Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?

Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!

Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!

Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!

Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?

Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!