Geography jokes
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
When your plane heads for New York...
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
W in Africa stands for water.