Geography

Geography jokes

Mosquito

If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

France

Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

Covid

COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

Mama

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Mama

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Port

Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?

Why?

So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.

Blonde

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

USA

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

Food

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.

Song

I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.