Geography jokes
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!