Geography jokes
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
W in Africa stands for water.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.