Geography jokes
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Canada.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
A man is meeting a client in Japan, but arrives a day early. When night hit, he went out with a prostitute. They're having sex, but the prostitute kept shouting "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!", so the man thinks he's doing a good job. The next day, the man meets his client and they go golfing, and the client gets a hole in one. The man praises him by going "Fuji, Fuji, Fuji!". His client turns around confused and says, "What do you mean wrong hole!?"
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
Your mom uses the equator as a belt.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.