Geography jokes

Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.

What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?

They usually don’t live to tell the tale.

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

What does WTC stand for?

"What Trade Centre?"

You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?

RUSSIA US A

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?

The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.

"Death to the west!"

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.

Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?

A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!

W in Africa stands for water.