Geography jokes
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? (You're a poo.)
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Why do hackers in Africa have hard times dealing with firewalls?
They don't have water.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
In Ohio, people walk with their hands.
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.