Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do you call a dog in China?
E10
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Your hairline is in a different area code.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
Me: “You guys wanna know a cool fact?”
Friend 1: “Yeah.”
Friend 2: “Yea.”
Me: “Japan is RIGHT that way. If we swim all night...we’ll be able to get to Japan.”
Friend 3: “I love anime.”
Friend 1 & 2: “Nononononononononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Me: *Laughs at Friend 3*
