Geography jokes
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Memes
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
When your plane heads for New York...
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
"Death to the west!"
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.