Geography jokes
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Did you know there's a place in Germany called Hanover?
Must be lots of drunks there.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Yo mamma so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.