Geography jokes

One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.

In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.

I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.

I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

I adopted a dog. It's gone now.

At least homeless people in China are not starving.

What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?

Eight-nothing.

Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.

Why do mountains get so big?

They have no natural predators.

U.S.A: No Queen?

England: No towers?

What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?

"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)

Bob: Kanye West.

Dad: No, but I can East.

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.

Black humor is when you ask water to African people.

What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.

What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.