Geography jokes
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Memes
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.