Geography jokes
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
The "d" in Africa stands for democracy...
Your forehead is so big that it has five different time zones!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
Your hairline is in a different area code.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!