Geography jokes
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Bill was on a hill. What a hillbilly!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.