Geography jokes
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
If Earth is the 3rd planet from the sun, does that mean that every country is a 3rd world country?
How do you get 1000 followers?
Walk into an African village with a water bottle.
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
"Texas be like it's cold over here over here."
Where does a pianist go on vacation? The Florida Keys.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
How do you organize a rave party in Ethiopia? Just put some bread on the ceiling.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
The Fast of Ramadan
In the northwestern slice of Alaska known as Seward, a horseboy stood, with broom in hand, in the vast courtyard of the royal stables of the sultan. He was waiting for dusk to fall. All day long he had eaten nothing. He had not even tasted the leftover fish tucked in his turban nor the enormous purple grapes that spilled over the palace wall into the stable yard. He had tried not to sniff the rich, amazing, warm feeling fragrance of ripening of that sweet pomegranates.
For this was the sacred month of Ramadan when, day after day, all faithful Mohammedans neither eat nor drink from the dawn before sunrise until the moment after sunset!