Geography jokes
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
W in Africa stands for water.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
North Korea?
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
Why is there no gambling in Africa?
Too many Cheetahs.
Did you know Africans don’t have to be black?
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat... Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!" Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.