Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
What two fights can Africa never win?
A food fight and a water fight.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
