Geography jokes
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
A few days ago, I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, and he sent me a large goat with a long neck. Turns out I phoned Dial-a-Llama.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?