Geography jokes
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
North Korea?
Memes
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.