Geography jokes
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
North Korea?
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Which country can swim?
Finland. Get it? Fin Land?