Geography jokes
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Did you know the "w" in Africa stands for water?
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What is the difference between white people and Africans? The white people watch "The Hunger Games," the Africans live it.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
What is the poorest country in the world?
Poortugal...
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!