Difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing, no one cares how much lead is in those kids.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Black humor is when you ask water to African people.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
What soda do mountains drink? Mountain Dew.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
