Geography jokes
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
North Korea?
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
"Death to the west!"
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
When your plane heads for New York...