Geography jokes
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Out of a total population of 1.3 billion, no one in Africa actually speaks "African."
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
North Korea?
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Q: What's the most popular dish in Africa?
A: The empty one!
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?
Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.