Geography jokes
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
Capital Of San Marino?
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Do people live on the Earth 🌏? Yes, a lot of people live on the Earth 🌎.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
New BBC Geordie police drama set in Honolulu.
Haway Five O.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.