What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Geography Jokes
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.
Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.
And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
"Death to the west!"
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
W in Africa stands for water.
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Statue of Liberty ain't even American, that b*tch is French!
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”
“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why can't you get water in the North Pole?
Because there is no well.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
