Geography

Geography jokes

Yo Momma

Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.

Rhyme

In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul.

Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue.

And he probably be lookin' more blue than me.

Mum

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!

Empire

The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.

Department

The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

Ocean

Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?

A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!

Alien

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

Mexican

Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?

A: A mud slide.

Water

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

Country

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.