Geography jokes
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
What did the mountain say to the helicopter? Kobee.
North Korea?
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
Memes
What country did Indians invent?
Curry-a.
Your forehead is so big, explorers mistakenly thought it was Mount Everest.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets an abortion, she can feed the entire country of Africa leftovers.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
You ever notice that the USA could be a part of Russia?
RUSSIA US A
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
What’s the difference between a cancer patient and a British news reporter in the South?
They usually don’t live to tell the tale.