Geography jokes
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
You are American when you walk into the bathroom, and you are American when you walk out.
But do you know what you are when you're in the bathroom? European.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
I adopted a dog. It's gone now.
At least homeless people in China are not starving.
You’re Russian when you go to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
European.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
The earth is flat.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.