Geography jokes
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."