How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
French fries don't come from France; they come from Greece.
What is a Mexican's favorite type of dog?
A Chihuahua.
What kind of mountain does everyone like?
Mountain Dew!!! Hahah.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Why are mountains so funny? Because they're hill-arious! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, very funny!
Canada.
What did Tennessee do?
The same thing Arkansas did.
What happens at night in Bangladesh?
It gets Dhaka.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? -- Well, the flag is a big plus.
