Geography jokes
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Why do toy bears have small eyes? Because they were made in China.
What did the two oceans say to each other?
Nothing. They just waved.
What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Why is Earth flat?
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.