What do you call a gay person in Antarctica?
Bi-Polar.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
Me: Have you ever tried African food?
You: No.
Me: They haven't either.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Why is Earth flat?
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
What does the child with no hands get for Christmas? Unknown. He hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in New York get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Have you ever had African water??
Neither have they.
You're American when you go in the bathroom, and you're American when you come out, but what are you when you are still in the bathroom? European (you're-a-peein').
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
