Geography jokes
America.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Wanna hear a dry joke? A desert.