Geography jokes
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?
Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?
Because you need to planet.
America.
"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.
An argument in the Middle East.
What did the explorer say when he got tired?
I'm gonna take a map.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Your mom is so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Why are mountains so funny? Because they are so high!