Geography jokes
How do mountains see? They peek.
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
How to run from Iran?
Iran away!
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
In 2013, it was reported that China has lost around 28,000 rivers; over half of what they thought existed. Some say climate change is the cause, others say it’s their harsh, economic expansion that’s unapologetic to the environment.
My theory is that those 28,000 rivers were sold to underground river-sex trafficking.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
Afghanistan.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.