A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
Texan vs Alaskan
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Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you goofball. You're the kind of person who probably thinks a 'big state' is just a state with a lot of land. The joke is that the Texan is saying Alaska is big now but because of global warming, it will melt, and therefore, Texas will be the bigger state. It's a pun on size, and the climate catastrophe. You are not smart, and that's why you wrote this terrible joke.