Geography jokes
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Spppppp.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
Which country is next to the USA? USB.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Capital Of San Marino?
Germany is...
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.