Geography jokes
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US?
The average IQ increases in both places.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. They went through 110 stories in under 10 seconds.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, you're a poo.
Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean.
Spppppp.
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.