How are mountains able to see?
They peak!
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
Why are some people African?
Because genes, you dummy!
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOW-tain.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: "They're twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
How many Americans does it take to fill the Grand Canyon?
4
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How many oz of water does it take to screw a light bulb?
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
Why did Iran, ran?
Iran said, "I ran away!"
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
